10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls -

1. A girl will make a guy chase her as long as she can't
trust him.
2. Never brag in front of her. When you brag in her
present, she'll think you are trying to impress her.
instead let her brag n try to impress you.
3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in
relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who
has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to
him. I'm sure you get my point.
4. Girls like funny guys but most funny guys get friend
zoned, except for the smartass funny guys
5. Girls are different, you can't use the same tricks on
different girls. Forget it, there re no particular steps in
getting any girl. If there are steps to getting every
girl, then every guy will not have problem getting a girl.
Just know the type of woman you are dealing with then
play along and learn from your mistakes.
6. Guess what ,,If you are rich, women will chase you.
Anybody telling you that you don't need money to get a
woman is a learner. Money is always involved in one way or
the other.
7. As a guy,,, your look does not matter much.
8. Beautiful girls are easier to get than the average
ones. Only experience guys knows what am talking about.
9. Girls love sex. Most nice guys think girls don't like sex...
I'm laughing at those guys now.
10. Yes, bad guys and arrogant/proud guys always get
the girls(especially girls with low self esteem). Confident
and independent ladies will never fall for the bad guys.
BONUS----- 11. Most guys that re bashing women
( especially guys with low self confidence) are really
frustrated when it comes to dating

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Five Things Nigerian Girls Want For Christmas

Black girls are often regarded as the most
beautiful and intelligent group of women in the
world. Although every lady has a unique
taste, there are certain things each one of
them crave and will not hesitate to include on
their secret Santa list.
A Great Food Processor
Although many comedians and tabloids have
tried to portray Nigerian girls as fast-food
lovers, the truth is that they love to cook!
With the modern technology making cooking
easier and faster, the average Nigerian girl
has a food machine on their ‘Santa’s list’. Get
her a food processor with several blades and
functions, and you are on your way to
stealing her heart.
Husband
This applies to the single girl. African women
are raised to be homely and family-oriented,
and so a majority of them who are above 25
and yet unmarried have the intense longing
for a husband with whom they can start a
family with.
While most of them will never admit it, a
glance on their wishlist will reveal snagging a
“husband” as Number 1. If you are dating a
Nigerian girl, this Christmas might just be the
best time to propose to her, that way you help
both Santa and yourself. Also, if you are a
single brother, ready for marriage and
searching for your ‘missing rib’…go find a
sister and propose.
Gym Membership
Keeping fit and looking trim is the new trend
for Nigerian girls, especially those in Lagos,
and so, a majority of them are saving their
hard earned registered in gym – the idea
basically is to look like most of the
celebrities.
Unfortunately, not all gyms offer great
services and those who are unable to gain
gym membership at the top sweatshops
where they can get great work out, keep
wishing for membership. They hope that
somehow, Santa will touch someone to get
them registered in one of the gyms, and for
free too.
An Unlimited Cash Account
Forget Nigerian girls, every single human in
the country and the world would do almost
anything for an unlimited expense account.
Shoes, clothes, hair, spa time…they all cost
money, and usually, for the average lady, it is
a bit of a challenge getting everything you
need to stay on top of the fashion game.
Also with an unlimited expense account, it
would easy to set up dream businesses and
live an organized life. While they know there
is a slim chance of this wish coming true,
these girls still include it on their list in faith.
Calorie-Free Alcohol
Christmas is a time for merriment and
celebration. And truth be told, there is no
party without alcohol! Unfortunately, drinking
every night at the festivities is all fun and
games until it is January and you look less
like Toke Makinwa and more like Lepacious
Bose.
Alcohol in some way, tends to add fat to the
thighs, belly and arms. So, some girls who
believe they can eat their cake and have it
now want calorie-free alcohol. Let’s hope
Santa has something in store.

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