Now, this is a very insightful break down of the different types of Nigerian girls, I’d box them into regions for better comprehension.
Here they are-
(1) AMAKA (The basic Eastern girl)
Amaka is the type of girl who is ready to be whatever you want her to
be, as long you have whatever she wants (cars, houses, containers,
chieftaincy titles
etc).
Amaka is likely to be naturally light skinned, hairy and quite
pretty, she loves shiny clothes and red lipstick. Amaka is also likely
to have a little problem with pronouncing words that start with the
letters R and L, she is homely and very peaceful (until you take her for
granted). Her weaknesses are self-composure and esteem as she is easily
intimidated by classier woman (hence making the very loud Amaka become
an introvert) … But one good thing Amaka would leave you with is hunger
for her meals.
(2) FUNKE (The Ijebu drama queen)
When Funke talks or whispers, you would think she’s quarreling with
you. Her persona is quite funny. She’s likely to be dark skinned, busty
and somehow pretty; she loves the night life and would stop at nothing
to flaunt you before her competitors. She is likely to have more female
friends, grouped into different names on her phone and diary (e,g Binta
Secondary school girls, Great-Ife ladies, Bukki’s wedding bridal
friends).
Funke is one that can never be intimidated (or hintimidated, as she
is likely to pronounce it) because when English fails her in a brawl,
there is always Yoruba as a backup; but one thing you won’t forget about
Funke is her oily food. The oil in her meals is enough to ordain as
many priests as they are in this lifetime …#okbye
(3) MEET AMINA (The silent killer)
Amina is the sweetest girl ever! She is decent and homely,
well-groomed and has the most potential towards being a lasting spouse,
but what Amina wants? Amina gets! Amina shouldn’t be toyed with because
she is either a niece or daughter to one “baba”. She is more open to
diabolic means, as it is within her reach. Amina is beautiful sha oh …
especially when you take off that hijab and see what Allah gave her. One
thing Amina makes you remember is her total submission and respect for
you.
(4) EKAETE (The raw material)
Ekaete is just the most hilarious. From her intonation to her walking
steps, you would never forget this one. Ekaete is also good in the
kitchen, as your weight would never remain the same! Ekaete is raw and
proud of it; but please don’t expose Ekaete too much, except you want to
stop enjoying what she is known for *I no talk pass that one*.
(5) FEJIRO (The waffey mama)
Fejiro is comedy, because she is also a very self-confident person,
whether na hand, mouth or bottle……she dey dia! Fejiro is likely to be a
bad cook as everything she would cook must have little salt. Fejiro is
the kind of woman that would come into your life and make others leave …
she doesn’t share her man. One thing you will never forget about her is
her ‘waffey’ semantics during a quarrel.
(6) PRINCESS (PH’s 1st daughter)
Princess could be originally named Omasiri-chi, Ebiere or Ibiso but
she chooses to call herself Princess because of the need for a “Behind”
English name, which is highly necessary for self-promotion. So Princess
is your typical ghetto Harriet, she probably can drink more beers than
you, and probably has more money sef. But, she’s with you because the
need to have a “boyfriend” is crucial.
She is likely to wear a leg chain and have her eye-lash extensions in
different colors. She is a trend follower and would stop at nothing to
get the “latest” thing in town. She isn’t homely because she could be a
mother of three (secretly), and one thing that shouldn’t shock you is
when you find out is that she could be ‘doing’ girls by the side
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