Jokes: DIFFERENT PEOPLE ON WHATSAPP

WhAtSaPp PaLaVa!!!
1. Someone on his status you will
see “Sleeping” since 3days. He’s
probably dead.
2. Someone is “Driving” since 5 days!
I guess he hasn’t reached Dubai!!!
3. Someone’s status is “Happy” since
1month. Living in Paradise I guess?
4. Someone is always “Available”.

How free are you please?
5. From first day their status is, “Hey
there” I’m using WhatsApp” I Know,
that’s why you’re on my list now!
6. Someone writes “Urgent calls
only”. Don’t get it… Are you in the
police force or Fire service?
7. Someone says, “Can’t talk,
WhatsApp only”. Are you kidding me.
Dude then throw away your phone,
you’re not using the phone’s Primary
function.
8. Someone is “At the movies” for
the past 6weeks. I think its either he
owns that theater or sells popcorn
there, just guessing.
9. Someone’s own “At school”. What
the hell are we gonna do about your
being in school, save us the story it’s
all yours not for us
10. Someone puts “Busy” for 4
months and 2 weeks. You probably
must be very busy “Counting all the
sands on the ground”
11. This one pisses off most “Battery
about to die” Haba now, for 3
consecutive months. Should we just
contact PHCN concerning the power
situation of your house?
12. How can someone be “At the
gym” for 6 months? Are you
preparing yourself to go on a boxing
contest against vitali klitchko.
13. You’re always “In a meeting”
Then pls focus on the meeting, quit
WhatsApp. Is WhatsApp the venue of
your meeting?
Make una add more abeg